VIDEO: Being The Elite – Unboxing

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This week on Being The Elite —

The cold open —

• Matt Jackson was hanging out with his kids. One of the children brought to his attention that Paul Wight had signed with AEW. This gave Matt flashbacks to being given a chokeslam through a table by Big Show “back when you were a jobber,” as the child said. Matt fled his home. 

The Elite —

• Kenny Omega opened a pack of 1991 WCW trading cards and was gifted a pair of custom Nike shoes. 
• Gallows and Anderson were in the hospital waiting room, waiting for Papa Buck after his attack at the hands of Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara on Dynamite. Brandon Cutler was with them and had fallen asleep. Gallows revealed that he had given Papa Buck two Viagra pills. He then slipped one to Cutler while he was asleep. The punchline here was that Cutler has a small penis. 

Dark Order —

• John Silver and Alex Reynolds were backstage looking for Sting. They ran into Eddie Kingston. Kingston cut promos on Silver and Reynolds. 
• The second episode of Dark Order Kai saw Dark Order swear out revenge on Santana, Ortiz, Guevara and Dasha. 
• Alan Angels was recovering in a cold tub. The rest of the group made fun of his genitals. 

Miscellaneous bits —

• Matt Hardy met with TH2 and Isiah Kassidy to discuss taking out The Dark Order in their ten-man tag on this week’s Dynamite. 
• Vickie and Nyla recruited a satanic priest to their group.