AEW Collision Playoff Palooza spoilers from New Orleans

The following are spoilers for this Saturday’s AEW Collision Playoff Palooza episode, taped Wednesday in New Orleans at the Lakefront Arena.
Spoilers and commentary are from our Suit Williams.
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AEW Collision Playoff Palooza spoilers —
Swerve Strickland came out for a promo but the Young Bucks cut him off immediately and moved his scheduled match up…to RIGHT NOW.
Swerve Strickland defeated Blake Christian (w/ Lee Johnson)
Swerve got jumped by Johnson, disposed of him, then got jumped by the Bucks. Kenny Omega made the save, and fist bumped with Swerve afterward.
Toni Storm defeated Queen Aminata in an AEW Women’s World title eliminator match
I swear to God, they traded hip attacks during this match like forearms.
Hologram defeated Max Caster in a Caster open challenge
People were actually doing Max’s super dumb chant, but he lost to the Hologram Slam (which is actually called the Portal Bomb). Max crawled to the back like a worm after his loss.
Anna Jay defeated Taylor Gainey
Penelope Ford & Megan Bayne attacked Jay after the match with Bayne laying her out with Fate’s Descent. This was Jay’s first AEW match since mid-December and first match anywhere since mid-January.
Cru (Lio Rush & Action Andretti) defeated Top Flight (Darius Martin & Dante Martin) (w/ Leila Grey) in a tornado tag match
Andretti shoved Darius into Grey, knocking her off the apron, then hit their finishes to win.
ROH World Champion Bandido defeated Dralistico to retain
There was a botched rana off the apron that took the steam out of the crowd, but Bandido got them back with a pair of dives. Bandido won with the 21-Plex.
Rush defeated AR Fox
Rush won with The Bull’s Horns.
FTR (w/ Stokely Hathaway) defeated Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly
Strong & O’Reilly came out to End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage, Strong’s long-time theme on the independents. After the match, Daniel Garcia returned to run off FTR. He said he would continue to chase them until he made them pay.